After 4 tours in the Middle East you’d think that I’d remember to bring my SPF 100 sunscreen to the beach right? Um yeah… well what had happened… I forgot! Frolicking on the beach for about a good 8hrs without reapplying sunscreen has left me with a bi-colored nose, flaking forehead and shedding shoulders, all my fault
This happened in the Middle East once before and it was no bueno, actually kinda gross. So, why did I let it happen again? Could it be that I was seduced by to cool sea breeze, bottomless cocktails and beach-side eye candy? I vote for all of the above. Vacation Intoxication is dangerous and should be treated as so. It’s a slippery slope and I could be right around the corner from sitting in a circle of hot skin peeling people introducing myself as… “Hi I’m Angelina and I’m a vacation intoxicator and as a result of my judgement I’m the only black chick with sun burnedesque peeling skin”
So, now in conjunction with my nose, my shoulders finally decided to grace me with its oh so sexy shedding. Let’s just hope this mess is done before the party on Saturday, where me and my spaghetti strapped shoulders will be rocking out.